Confessions

Since I had so much fun with this last week, and because reading everyone else's posts is so much fun -- I decided what the hell...so here we go again.

** I confess that I haven't washed my hair in three days.  Somewhere along the lines, I read that this was good for your hair -- to not have all the chemicals from shampoo in your hair, all the heat, whatever.  All it did was make me feel gross.  I hate dry shampoo -- I guess that's another post in itself -- but it makes my hair feel absolutely disgusting.

so many meanings -- and a GoT reference.  boo yeah.

** I have read this four times today and bawled like a baby each and every time.  I dare you to not cry.

** I went to Jack Brown's again for lunch today AND ate a fried Oreo.  Take that diet -- I win for the day.

** Every time I go to Target, I always look through the clearance rack.  9 times out of 10 I buy something from it.  I'm sorry, but you can't beat a cute ass dress for $8.98.  You just can't.

** I hate running.  There, I said it.

#truth

 ** Somebody (AHEM) has got me hooked on vaping.  Obsessed I tell you.  I have the cute little pink one courtesy of said ahem.  I've got a flavor called Heavenly, and it pretty much tastes just like a s'more.  Even B is hooked on this thing.

more on this amazing place to come...

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I feel so much better getting all of that out!  I really enjoy this!  I may just have to stick with it!

Confessions

Alright, I'm hopping on the damn bandwagon.  From following Chris & Nadine's hump day posts, I'm getting a twinge of "I wanna do it too!!"  Plus, what can be more therapeutic than spilling your guts to the internets?

Nothing, that's what.  So here we go.

* I probably drink more wine than anyone should.  But honestly, how else am I supposed to make it to the next day?  That sounded alcoholic-y.  I'm not.  I promise.

 

* I stalk people's wedding pictures like you have no idea.  I love looking at everyone else's ideas. I mean, what happens if B comes to his senses and leaves my ass?  I have to know what I'm going to do for my next wedding.  Complete and total Pinterest style.

* The Fourth of July was Stella's birthday, so I got her a giant bone, as any good fur mama would do.  B at some point said we should take it away from her.  I said no.  My confession:  should have listened to B.  We woke up to a humongous pile of dog vomit.  On our bed skirt.

do not, i repeat, DO NOT give your dog a bone this big and think everything is going to be alright.

 * I am obsessed with Game of Thrones.  I got hooked because a co-worker told me how awesome it was.  And now, that we have finished seasons 1-4 in three weeks, I am having withdrawals.  Withdrawals, damn it!!

* I could eat a cheeseburger for every meal of every day.  That's not really a confession, that's more of a wish.  Maybe if I say it enough, it'll come true.

That was kind of fun, y'all!  First time with the confessions things, I feel like I may have sort of bombed, but hey! There's always next week!